Author: Billy de Lange

Alexisonfire Announces Reunion

When I first heard of this band, I imagined an actual Lexus burning to the ground. Later I learned that the band’s name is in fact Alexisonfire, named after a “lactating contortionist stripper porn...

Freedom Fest Is Officially Cancelled

Freedom Festival, which was to be a new South African rock music festival, has now officially been cancelled. The festival was initially to take place in April 2015, but was postponed to September 2015...

Korn Took A Crappy Rihanna Song and Made It Awesome

Pop music nowadays are generally bile from Satan’s anus, but Rihanna’s Bitch Better Have My Money, with lyrics such as “yayo, yayo, Moo-la-lah, Yayo” and “who y’all think y’all frontin’ on? Like brrap, brrap, brrap”, takes a...